Before I address the 2144 items you stole from /warp start, I would like you to please reread rule #2 that Cas stated in her thread on writing ban appeals.
2. Use effort: Moderators want to unban you, but not unless you actually put some effort into trying to get unbanned. Write a detailed appeal explaining what you did wrong, why it was wrong, and what you should've done instead. Make us want to unban you. One or two sentences/no apology makes us want to deny your appeal.
Please write a more serious and sincere appeal in a reply to this thread if you want to be unbanned. I do not see any effort here.
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